I ended up leaning over the couch and kissing her upside down..
leaned over the couch while she was sitting there facing forward. "I was meeting this super hot guy at a cute coffee shop who seemed super excited to go out with me, and I was excited to go out with him!
We went to one of those Japanese restaurants where they cook right in front of you sitting with a group of people.
I realized I messed up and started walking around behind the couch pacing as we fumbled through awkward conversation, where we both knew what the delay was.
My dating life is one that is filled with the most embarrassing dating stories, mind-bending torture, and batsh*t craziness.
I will be the first to admit that part of it is my fault; I shouldn’t have chosen the guys I did as dates.
But during the date he didn't talk the entire time, and I know how to keep a conversation going!
He was so awkward that I ended the date after a half hour and never spoke to him again." 12. "I met this guy at a local Mexican restaurant where we had dinner and a marg. I knew what was about to happen and I ran behind a bus in the parking lot and threw up.